- Abortion good.
- Unions good.
- Capital gains tax good.
- Obama believes all of the above, therefore, Obama good.
Anyone who doesn't believe these things is a fool, and anyone who advocates against these things (i.e., anyone who supported McCain) is a naïve robot. Lather, rinse, repeat, until everyone is singing along ...
Luckily, the Democrats will implement the Fairness Doctrine, and NPR will be forced to allocate an hour to respond to Ira Glass and his snarky producers for every hour of TAL.